Growing up, I’d always believed I was a princess, and that my birth as a middle class iowan was a ridiculous mistake. I now realize that to be royalty, one must strive to be like royalty. So, this is me. And my life. And my struggles on the way to the crown.Tumblr (3.0; @theselfmadeprincess)http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sokkalogical.tumblr.com/post/45845140818/the-only-thing-more-beautiful-than-curves-on-a">sokkalogical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam</p> </blockquote>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46443541461http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46443541461Wed, 27 Mar 2013 15:26:08 -0500me: ur sitting in my seat<br /> kid: i don't see ur name on it<br /> me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck uphttp://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46423817455http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46423817455Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:19:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5538c0cbe247b95a2b35d696efefc8ea/tumblr_mkaqcqKd9L1qk1pz6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46399319822http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46399319822Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:34:33 -0500<p><a href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/46392908527" class="tumblr_blog">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>remember that episode of jimmy neutron where jimmy switched heads with a hamster</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/71dda5ee4fa67d36a49662a796e3d01a/tumblr_inline_mjmizkwmRI1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/673779f6b9c06f145cd246c413d9fb13/tumblr_inline_mjmj00jbiR1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46399118206http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46399118206Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:31:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ecf86aa8284a2e8336790e7bed2298e/tumblr_mk2wv5aQMo1qb4rewo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d9aa3bc9df30f16e6723f9663ea9839/tumblr_mk2wv5aQMo1qb4rewo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5207f9e314f77e65094b12b3faa35ab0/tumblr_mk2wv5aQMo1qb4rewo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatneedstogo.tumblr.com/post/46011920137/19-creative-ways-people-have-satirized-anti-gay">thatneedstogo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/creative-ways-people-have-satirized-anti-gay-arguments">19 Creative Ways People Have Satirized Anti-Gay Arguments - Buzzfeed</a></p> </blockquote>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46399075871http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46399075871Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:30:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8h5npnfV1qcndf8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://castiel-winchesterr.tumblr.com/post/36792954591/so-i-was-making-gifs-and-accidently-paused-to">castiel-winchesterr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So I was making gifs and accidently paused to this.</p> <p>Which led to this.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8h4qzWUm1qbk8tz.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46399035561http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46399035561Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:30:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc348hEumY1rn1okio1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theplaidlad.tumblr.com/post/33919386754/thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis-what-the">theplaidlad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis.tumblr.com/post/33877587885">thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc4gxvMcJP1r0eaxj.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…</p> </blockquote>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46398902893http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46398902893Tue, 26 Mar 2013 23:28:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/990b1d6c3e3a94ceda088a9940311965/tumblr_mkaor4lCs61rt9hvyo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46387375966http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46387375966Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:59:48 -0500i fucking love blair waldorfspirit animal<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cde0fd218661d76ade5e5a43a78b93ac/tumblr_mk9qpoLgRx1rstq9ro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bd69aa49fa5deb10bf3a30a18201564/tumblr_mk9qpoLgRx1rstq9ro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bee450685c7527ec0f835d6c544337d7/tumblr_mk9qpoLgRx1rstq9ro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05f0dfbf7fb92a8d5a593864660774e5/tumblr_mk9qpoLgRx1rstq9ro6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1367cc667971a15d9749755dcc029758/tumblr_mk9qpoLgRx1rstq9ro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d5e9c662814ca2ba86afa5942fb0251/tumblr_mk9qpoLgRx1rstq9ro5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46386595624http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46386595624Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:50:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4ea8a514530b7fd0fcc0187f1a87faca/tumblr_mkam5xmjmE1rxk12to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46385182488http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46385182488Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:34:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c8fdab2ce15188fe16c1c73e3b56875f/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/348a174eb77aecda1a9cab60688fc34a/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5d7790e5c6b89a704fc9c2a26b7cd5f9/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/482533fef913a9fbde3d8a6f0678f4c8/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/924108484cde7d1d1ae6697689424d3b/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ddc3cbd50434b8df3e16a711435e9bc/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08f89df253fea8412e0544da7aabb065/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c43504aa1df69580ab7e3b4c1c47e0ff/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f0067d63682ef4202e7a2ded38e31f2/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1226b501503dd95912c67c1821f5749d/tumblr_mjbmcsk1X41qbc7czo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46384702623http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46384702623Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:28:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9u9umLScV1qb38i1o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://piratepond-.tumblr.com/post/30880733719/the-ponds-house">piratepond-</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>the ponds house</em></p> </blockquote>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46384382047http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46384382047Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:24:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/173e750b94900dd831816b3e7cb03b5d/tumblr_mkaihfL5Cn1s5typro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I will marry anyone what gives me this. Anyone.</p>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46373509512http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46373509512Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:16:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e81c26ffa79dd97b9fae8bf0e12128db/tumblr_mjjk0iVNwO1s12e52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46373435746http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46373435746Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:15:25 -0500mom: did you get home safe? <br /> <br /> me: no i died a few times http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46323366956http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46323366956Tue, 26 Mar 2013 02:20:33 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9p5gqTnkb1qhfz14o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9p5gqTnkb1qhfz14o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46318114009http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46318114009Tue, 26 Mar 2013 00:17:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec13da6d84747f32de0f68c0ea9f2595/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06eeb7c9724d2badb178285c368bb75b/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/893934a0e65eb4942bb5d9f3ad3fece9/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f3b63b1afd98ddac4a12a1065563b54/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efaff70c54011ae7ed2f32e903d4e211/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fb75211ea086da0454dc6298d66cd62/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o10_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/671f405ad09595928a9c4895fbcaa1f1/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/78a7e83a4a6c2afcab2b5d439ed6ad57/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/184721fcd63bd651663965b48ef472f5/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfd9c1cc4fce3ec108e8f196fe5a71aa/tumblr_mjcs9fubZf1qm2s94o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><strong>Amazing Disney Lyrics :</strong><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhTjnzlcIeI"> A Dream is a Wish your hearts Makes</a> [<a href="http://disney-where-dreams-come-true.tumblr.com/tagged/amazing_disney_lyrics">more</a>]<br/><small>In a dream you lose your heartaches ..</small></small></p> </blockquote>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46291244733http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46291244733Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:37:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/618d428332d6713458202ee9ab704eaf/tumblr_mk4bsv077s1qb6v2ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fortheloveofdisneyworld.tumblr.com/post/46267014095/funfandoms-sparklyfangirl" class="tumblr_blog">fortheloveofdisneyworld</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funfandoms.tumblr.com/post/46239239879/sparklyfangirl-katherinearandez">funfandoms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sparklyfangirl.tumblr.com/post/46238826426/katherinearandez">sparklyfangirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katherinearandez.tumblr.com/post/46200840875/special-snowflake-hall-of-fame-abhortion">katherinearandez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://special-snowflake-hall-of-fame.tumblr.com/post/46194392617/abhortion-atheistrose">special-snowflake-hall-of-fame</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abhortion.tumblr.com/post/46194129073/atheistrose-domesticabusewillsaveusall-so">abhortion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://atheistrose.tumblr.com/post/46082936456/domesticabusewillsaveusall-so-awkward-i">atheistrose</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://domesticabusewillsaveusall.tumblr.com/post/46073613951">domesticabusewillsaveusall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So awkward.</p> <p>I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a KFC because…….I’m not chicken so yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a bakery and like … i’m not bread so … yea</p> </blockquote> <p>It was so awkward when i was walking home because i walked past a dog, and i have a cat so…..yea</p></blockquote>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46267794187http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46267794187Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:58:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c605d11a21c325bd6c2c763050a57517/tumblr_mjy0aj2ZoA1qcri9fo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/553f9b69bce84695fbebff0a8e9341ad/tumblr_mjy0aj2ZoA1qcri9fo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d82366b3b71a8287147972793da5d55/tumblr_mjy0aj2ZoA1qcri9fo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8d011c3865bbdcdc4712177d17dc0b85/tumblr_mjy0aj2ZoA1qcri9fo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b39ca02f1804eaea4d38f98a98452c17/tumblr_mjy0aj2ZoA1qcri9fo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e1ea573c405d76a5a6276c86ebfe51f0/tumblr_mjy0aj2ZoA1qcri9fo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pasylree.tumblr.com/post/45816844116/safetytipsforladies-a-hashtag-about-how-tired">pasylree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>#safetytipsforladies: A hashtag about how tired women are of being told to do stupid, ineffective, unrealistic things to avoid being raped. </p> </blockquote>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46267734028http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46267734028Mon, 25 Mar 2013 13:57:38 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hiiddles.tumblr.com/post/36680920702">hiiddles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when something big happens in a fandom you’re not in</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5x7tGUvr1qh4x20.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46216935285http://theselfmadeprincess.tumblr.com/post/46216935285Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:00:47 -0500